I just had my first straight wet dream in a long time.

Granted, it wasn't exactly the best of circumstances-- I was committing adultery and there was raucous promiscuous sex involved, but that's beside the point.

It was straight sex. And it got the job done, if you get my drift.

I woke up kinda confused. Pleasantly surprised, but confused. What does this mean? Is this a good sign? At this point I'm not so sure, but one thing's obvious-- I can still get off on straight sex.

A funny thing to celebrate, eh?